The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes


Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447247256
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 288
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Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes


Author: MacMillan Children's Books,Steph Woolley
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781509838899
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 288
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An enormous collection of some of the silliest jokes around, including hundreds of silly jokes on every topic imaginable!What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

Daft Jokes, Crazy Pictures, Utter Nonsense
Author: Tim Vine
Publisher: Orion
ISBN: 9781409127604
Category: English wit and humor
Page: 128
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Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.

The Silliest Joke Book Ever


Author: N.A
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141945443
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 128
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A hilariously funny book containing hundreds of jokes on every subject under the sun, as well as the favourite jokes of famous celebrities. All royalties will be going to the Jeans for Genes Appeal in association with Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. The appeal funds research into genetic disorders in children. A Jeans for Genes Day is held every year when people are invited to wear their jeans for a £1 donation.

Harry Hill's Bumper Book of Bloopers


Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 057128177X
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 368
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Another treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves it when people make silly mistakes. So much that he has put together a rib-tickling book of howlers, wacky stories and bloopers for all the family. The Bumper Book of Bloopers contains Harry's favourite goofs picked from the world's daftest newspapers and magazines - and believe it or not every single one of them is a genuine boob!

The Old Ones Are the Best Joke Book

Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns
Author: Mike Haskins
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
ISBN: 9781780979748
Category:
Page: 384
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This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags, all of which have stood the test of time. There are puns, jokes, top tens, and all kinds of jokes on all sorts of subjects.

Jokes for Adults

The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book: It's Lewd, It's Crude and It's Rude!
Author: Jenny Kellett
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530070398
Category:
Page: 78
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*** WARNING - ADULT CONTENT, NOT FOR KIDS *** Adult Joke BookLooking for some adult fun to spice up your next night out? This bumper book of only the very best hand-picked adult dirty jokes will make sure you're the life of the party! All types of adult jokes are covered, including: - Dirty jokes - Sex jokes - Yo mama jokes - Blonde jokes - Wife jokes - Knock knock jokes .... and more! All the disgustingly dirty jokes are short, which means they're easy to remember so you can bust some out at a moment's notice! (And after a few beers, everyone's attention span is somewhat shorter). You'll cringe and you'll laugh at some of the rudest, crudest and LEWDEST adult jokes on the planet (that we're allowed to publish anyway!). So grab The Ultimate Adults Only Joke Book today and feel downright dirty tomorrow. Tags: funny jokes, funny, dirty jokes, sex jokes, joke, blonde jokes, adults only, dirty jokes for adults, joke book, funny joke books, funny dirty jokes, sex jokes, silly jokes, ebook, ebooks, jokes, funny, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, jokes

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


Author: Zondervan,
Publisher: Zonderkidz
ISBN: 0310750636
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 128
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil. New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that’s both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles—it’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles too!

Whiplash!

America's Most Frivolous Lawsuits
Author: James Percelay,Jeremy Deutchman
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740704963
Category: Humor
Page: 99
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It used to be that when someone spilled hot coffee on their lap, they called themselves clumsy. Nowadays, they call a lawyer. America's win-the-legal-lottery mentality is humorously presented in Whiplash!, a compendium of the most outrageous real-life lawsuits ever concocted by greedy, legal minds.Whiplash! is guilty of humor targeting a court system out of control. Guided by legal sleazeball Tony Buttafony, Esq., chapter one: Lawsuits Made Easy hilariously demonstrates the finer points of spilling hot coffee on your lap and other techniques for cashing in, in court. The book also boasts the funniest legal jokes, most outrageous lawyer license plates, a legalese dictionary, and, of course, a caseload of comical lawsuits. You'll be the judge as you read true cases like the couple who sued after getting hit by a train while having sex on a subway track, or the man who sued a stripper after getting hit in the head by her breasts, and the criminal who sued his warden for a bad haircut. Whiplash! is fairly divided into twelve chapters that include ludicrous lawsuits about sex, medicine, advertising, sports, and celebrities. A great gift for law students and for the rest of us who have been waiting for a book that targets people we love to hate-lawyers!

Medical Jokes & Humour


Author: Clifford Sawhney
Publisher: V&S Publishers
ISBN: 9350572737
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 150
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While many Indian joke books are jokes themselves, this book avoids the pitfalls by its professional approach towards compilation, rewriting and editing. The book comprises the world's best adult medical jokes, quips, quotes and humour. Bold and bawdy lines that don't make it between the covers of joke books in India make an appearance here. Unlike many joke books that are a start-to-finish affair without categorisation, this book is divided into 21 chapters that facilitate easy reading. The chapters include: Nurses, Surgeons, Gynaecologists, Sex Therapists, Viagra, AIDS, Veterinarians, Optometrists, Limericks, Wisecracks and a Medical Glossary, amongst others. This book is not meant for those whose sensibilities are easily hurt or people with an ill-developed sense of humour. But for those who love non-vegetarian fare of medical humour, this book is just what the doctor prescribed!

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12


Author: Silly Willy
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540619396
Category:
Page: 116
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SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!

Seriously Sick Jokes

The Most Disgusting, Filthy, Offensive Jokes from the Vile, Obscene, Disturbed Minds of b3ta.com
Author: N.A
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 1569757097
Category: Humor
Page: 192
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A treasury of irreverent, politically incorrect, and wholly distasteful jokes represents top-selected submissions to the b3ta.com Web site, in a volume that is complemented by equally biting illustrations. Original.

Bumper Sticker Liberalism

Peeling Back the Idiocies of the Political Left
Author: Mark Goldblatt
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062122509
Category: Political Science
Page: 208
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In this hilarious, sharp, smart, and savagely on-target analysis of the standard Liberal bromides, political commentator Mark Goldblatt argues that the righteous stands of the modern American Left are nothing more than bumper sticker sayings: catchy phrases with nothing of substance underneath. In Bumper Sticker Liberalism, Goldblatt peels back the idiocies of the political Left—be they global warming deceptions, government controlled health care demands, or irrational pleas for peace—to reveal the emptiness of these ideas. Wonderfully biting, aggressively entertaining, Goldblatt’s Bumper Sticker Liberalism is funny and insulting…in just the Right way.

Money Pizza Respect


Author: The Fat Jew
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 1455534781
Category: Humor
Page: 288
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From the creator of the hugely popular @thefatjewish Instagram comes an outlandish collection of hilarious personal essays and images, which might be the most ridiculous book in the history of arts and letters. If Steven Seagal and Barbara Streisand had drunken sex and conceived a baby boy, he would have show business chops and be proficient in martial arts. That boy would become Josh Ostrovsky, often known as "The Fat Jew." Born and bred in New York City, Ostrovsky's overbearing mother entered him into "the biz" as an 8-year old with exquisite cheekbones and the singing voice of an angel. He appeared in a plethora of television commercials, and after his child-acting career fizzled, Ostrovsky took 20 years away from the limelight to focus on finding himself, eventually opening a yoga center in Toronto, and receiving his MFA in pottery at Middlebury College. JK, he mostly just did drugs. But in 2009, when social media became a thing, he triumphantly returned to a life in the spotlight. He exfoliates daily, plays the harp, bakes his own croutons for every salad he eats, once saved a baby deer with a broken leg who had fallen into a stream, and speaks fluent Portuguese. With an army of followers on social media that often border on fanatical and creepy, he is a "rising" "star" whose backup plan is to marry Suri Cruise when she's of legal consenting age. Channeling the brilliance of his online presence, MONEY PIZZA RESPECT rolls out one ludicrous story after another-from puking on his grandfather after a debaucherous drunken night to saving his deaf neighbor from a burning building, to hiring prostitutes for the sole purpose of reenacting scenes from Mel Gibson's Braveheart. In this, the next milestone of his glorious life, Ostrovsky will attempt to reinvigorate the dying medium of books. Writer. Plus Size Model. Horseback riding enthusiast. Instagram Legend. Josh Ostrovsky: The Fat Jew.

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Children's Edition
Author: Tim Vine
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1448101182
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 208
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Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . . Velcro. What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!

Jokelopedia

The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Eva Blank,Alison Benjamin,Rosanne Green,Ilana Weitzman,Lisa Sparks
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761176845
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 288
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It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.

Simms Taback's Great Big Book of Spacey, Snakey, Buggy Riddles


Author: Katy Hall,Lisa Eisenberg
Publisher: Viking Childrens Books
ISBN: N.A
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
Page: 64
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Presents a collection of amusing riddles featuring an assortment of such creatures as snakes, flies, spiders, centipedes, and such features of outer space as the moon and the stars.