Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears

A Coloring Book for Adults
Author: Cristin April Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544840031
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Page: 82
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Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 30 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites have been revised from the first edition and now they've been compiled into this second edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes a color tester page, 4 bonus pages, and sample pages from Cristin's other books. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from Cristin April's shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day". You can preview Cristin's work, download free coloring pages, or purchase single pages at www.CristinApril.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. Coloring can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her Patreon page at www.patreon.com/CristinApril.

Menopausal Mania and Mayhem

An Adult Coloring Book of Hormonal Heresy
Author: Cristin Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539137542
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Page: 76
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Unlike any other and the first of its kind, Menopausal Mania & Mayhem is a unique collection of 20 hand-drawn coloring pages, plus 10 bonus pages of menopausal mandalas! It is also a perfect gift for the "vintage" women in your life. Menopausal Mania & Mayhem includes a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and hilarious, relatable sayings. The designs range from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels, or to suit your mood. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With the funny sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the artist/author, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

The Art of Not Giving a Fuck

A Callous Adult Coloring Book of Disregard
Author: Cristin April Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533360304
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Page: 76
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A fun sweary coloring book unlike any other! The Art of Not Giving a Fuck is a unique collection of 20 uncensored adult curse word coloring pages for you to use "swearapy" and color all the f*cks you don't give! It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn original designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. ALSO INCLUDED ARE 10 BONUS PAGES FROM HER ETSY SHOP!!! Have you ever wanted a custom message in a coloring page? Well, the artist has even included additional BONUS PAGES of her very own hand-drawn font letters for you to use to make your own personalized pages! Also included are blotter pages and a color palette practice sheet so you can test your colors before using them or practice your color blending. You can preview Cristin's work, read her reviews or buy printable PDF pages at her Etsy shop at www.CristinApril.etsy.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

Sweary Mary and Her Friends Tell It Like It Is!

44 Vintage Coloring Book Pages for Relaxation & Stress Relief
Author: Swear Words Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532913549
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Page: 90
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This Adult Swear Word Coloring Book features Sweary Mary and her friends words. 44 pages to color in total with 22 unique designs. 22 coloring pages show Mary and her rude friends cursing and 22 of them have blank captions so you can invent your own curse words or phrases yourself. Designed to calm you down as you relax, the book is full of laughs as you see what each lady has to say. Vintage style designs are easy to color and provide instant gratification. You will be introduced to a world of curse words that will calm you down as you color, take away the stresses of the day and relax. This book is a large size 8.52 wide x 11" in height so plenty of space to color your masterpieces. You can then carefully remove them, frame them and give them away as gifts. The possibilities are endless. It would make the ideal gift for people who love vintage or pop art designs. Click to look inside to see the vintage retro designs for yourself and order your adult swear word coloring book with sweary mary and her friends today. Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, artists illustrators, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Sweary Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, sweary words coloring book, the sweary coloring book, sweary coloring book, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

Make Life Your Bitch: a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Turn Your Stress Into Success!
Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533469502
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Page: 56
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Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

Road Wars Coloring Book

A Swear Word Coloring Book Featuring Over 40 Original Road Rages Word Designs for Shitty Drivers
Author: Charlie Grant,Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Adult Coloring Books
ISBN: 9781944575441
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Page: 96
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40 ROAD RAGE DESIGNS TO COLOR This Adult coloring book has over 40 Everyday Road Users Swear Word patterns and provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. It features words like: "Nice signal asshole " "I'm going to fucking ram you" "NICE BLINKER FUCKFACE..". and so much More Designs range in detail and complexity from beginner to expert-level. We Celebrate 2 years of creating Original Swear words coloring books. This coloring book for adult will provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Release your Anger while you Color this beautiful Pages and hand them out to Those Dumbass Road Users. Join millions of adults all around the world who are rediscovering the simple relaxation and joy of coloring

Going Under


Author: Georgia Cates
Publisher: Georgia Cates Books
ISBN: 1452426953
Category: Fiction
Page: 226
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Jesse Boone is a self-proclaimed bad boy and doesn’t march to the beat of anyone’s drum but his own. Growing up in less than desirable circumstances has made him no stranger to the hard knock life but his determination to leave it behind is fervent. He sees an opportunity to snag a college football scholarship when he’s transferred to East Franklin High School but Forbes Henderson has other plans. The player Jesse intends to replace doesn’t plan on giving up his spot as starting quarterback so a rivalry is born. Jesse is determined to show his nemesis that he’s not only going to take his position as first string quarterback, he’s going to take his girl, too. Claire Deveraux is perfection at its best. She’s beautiful, intelligent, and unaware she just became Jesse Boone’s conquest to settle a score with her boyfriend. Like her flawless performance as the perfect daughter and student, Claire’s production of being the perfect girlfriend has everyone fooled, except Jesse Boone. She fears this tattooed bad boy will see her secret desire to explore his crude threats and promises of rocking her perfect world. If she decides to give in to one uninhibited moment with Jesse, will she learn too late that it was all an act of vengeance or will Jesse learn that the taste of first love is sweeter than that of revenge? Going Under is Book 1 of 2 in the Going Under Series but may be read as a stand alone.

Good Vibes and Mindfulness Coloring Book for Adults

Motivate Your Life with Positive Words (Inspirational Quotes)
Author: Adult Coloring Adult Coloring Book,Createspace Independent Pub
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781546421207
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Page: 68
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GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | BEST GIFT IDEAS This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite Tools Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per Page Each image is printed on white pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your Artwork You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every Image Enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. Now on Sale Regular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $6.99, 60% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect Gift Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Henry Stephens's Book of the Farm

concise and revised edition
Author: Alex Langlands
Publisher: Pavilion Books
ISBN: 1849941254
Category: Technology & Engineering
Page: 300
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The Book of the Farm, written by the 19th-century farming expert Henry Stephens, was the indispensable farming 'bible' referred to by the historians living and working on the BBC series Victorian Farm. This brand new version has been fully revised and edited by Alex Langlands, who starred on the programme, to bring its timeless wisdom to a fresh audience. Beautifully illustrated throughout with both black-and-white and colour illustrations, the book is a complete guide to the farming year, from planting thorn hedges in winter to pulling up potatoes in autumn. Along the way it gives fascinating information about every aspect of farming, from sheep shearing to bringing in the harvest, and practical instructions for skills such as cheese- making, animal husbandry, sheepdog training and other traditional country pastimes. Although farming has changed irrevocably since the 19th century, there are some aspects that remain timeless, and this exquisite book is a nostalgic celebration of our rural past.

Buyology

Truth and Lies About Why We Buy
Author: Martin Lindstrom
Publisher: Crown Business
ISBN: 9780385528290
Category: Business & Economics
Page: 256
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How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? An eye-grabbing advertisement, a catchy slogan, an infectious jingle? Or do our buying decisions take place below the surface, so deep within our subconscious minds, we’re barely aware of them? In BUYOLOGY, Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking, three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study, a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what seduces our interest and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: Does sex actually sell? To what extent do people in skimpy clothing and suggestive poses persuade us to buy products? Despite government bans, does subliminal advertising still surround us – from bars to highway billboards to supermarket shelves? Can “Cool” brands, like iPods, trigger our mating instincts? Can other senses – smell, touch, and sound - be so powerful as to physically arouse us when we see a product? Do companies copy from the world of religion and create rituals – like drinking a Corona with a lime – to capture our hard-earned dollars? Filled with entertaining inside stories about how we respond to such well-known brands as Marlboro, Nokia, Calvin Klein, Ford, and American Idol, BUYOLOGY is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today’s consumer that will captivate anyone who’s been seduced – or turned off – by marketers’ relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.

Dirty Little House Wife

Adult Coloring Book
Author: Cheri Shull
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781535211277
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Page: 64
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Are you a hot, naughty domestic goddess with a dirty mind? This coloring book is for you. Take a break from your daily chores and color naughty saying or two from this book. Maybe tear one out and leave it where a certain someone will come across it. This hot naughty book won't leave you lonely. Makes perfect gifts for bridal showers or bachelorette parties. 26 Single sided pages. For adults only, mature content See more at cherishull.com

Calm Your Tits

40 Hilarious Road Rage Coloring Pages for Shitty Drivers
Author: CHARLIE. BOOKS GRANT (ADULT COLORING.),Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Adult Coloring Books
ISBN: 9781944575472
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Page: 96
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AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2017 BEST GIFT IDEAS Calm your tits is an Adult Coloring Book that Contains 40 Hilarious Road Rage Designs. The Distinctive Style of the Lettering and The Design Pattern makes it Very Unique, Every page is stunning with different outline. It puts you in the mood, You Just want to color! You can Color, Tear out and Hand them Out to Those Shitty, Asshat Drivers! Use Your Favorite Coloring Tools Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers, Crayons etc Each Image Per Page Each image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through . Display Your Artwork You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame Printed on Black Paper Using this beautiful Midnight edition will make your designs Pop. Never again worry about coloring Outside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Now on Sale Regular Price: $15.99 - SAVE $8.99, 60% OFF - Limited time only Makes the Perfect Gift Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together FREE PDF DOWNLOAD INSIDE As a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want and Hand them Out to all those Asshole Drivers . Buy Now, Get Start Coloring! Relax and Unwind... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button Now!

Cheaper Than Therapy

An Irreverently Snarky Adult Coloring Journal
Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781543233803
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Page: 144
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From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Cheaper than Therapy is the Coloring Journal you need to color and journal the things you can't say out loud! With 32 Full Page Illustrations 31 Illustrated Journal Pages 31 Simple college rule lined journal pages A way to take out your creativity and frustration without breaking the law and more... What people are saying: "You have really outdone yourself this time!! I love every single thing about this book!...I feel like you went in my mind and took out my thoughts and put them in a book. The drawings are amazing and this book is just the ultimate best!" - Lina "I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, FREEEEAAAAKKKKING love it!!!... It is just perfect. Or as close as one can get. Have some chocolate and wine and chill out. JOB WELL DONE" - Bonnie "Awesome! Just abso-freakin-lutely awesome!!" - Bernadine "Love it! So many pages I saw that I want to grab and start coloring right now! LOL!" - Brandy Z "The perfect mix of intricate and open spaces coloring!" - Anita "LOVE IT!!!!!!!! It is not so busy for the person that does simple colors, and busy enough to keep the attention of the person, like me, who likes the fun detailed stuff. I like that there are coloring options on some of he journal pages, and the images are great! You got your Snark on, girl." - Anna From the back cover: "Grab your pens and pencils and pull up that damn couch, because it's time to get your snark on! When the shit show of life is making you crazy and everyone has lost their minds, let Cheaper than Therapy ease your stress with its insanely out of line pages. With over 30 shockingly subversive illustrations, plus plenty of colorable journaling pages, you're sure to get your sanity back in no time! Each single-sided coloring page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. Pages include sayings like "Good morning, I see the assassins have failed", "My happy place is your happy place burning to the ground", and "Are you fucking kidding me?!", "Ew. People" and more. Complete with added journal pages; now you can color, write, doodle, make lists for your world domination plan or use those badass mofo's as kindling for the bridges you'll burn. Color and journal the things you can't say and that your therapist shouldn't hear. It's just what the doctor ordered." For updates and downloads visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE

Mom Life

An Adult Coloring Book
Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9781530774975
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Page: 70
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

Once Upon an Apocalypse

Book 1 - The Journey Home - Revised Edition
Author: Jeff Motes
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9781946321008
Category: Fiction
Page: 382
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The Day -The day was like any other day-until it became "The Day." The United States is attacked with an Electro-Magnetic Pulse weapon. Nearly every system that depends on computers and electronics cease to work. The electrical grid and communications go down. Cars don't work. Follow Jill, Jack and John as they struggle to make it home.

50 Nifty Mini Coloring Pages

An On-The-Go Adult Coloring Book
Author: Cristin April Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539367130
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Page: 110
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Good things come in small packages and this is the perfect, fun-size travel companion. Take this coloring book with you on trips, to the doctor's office, or anywhere you need to pass the time. It has 50 original, hand-drawn pages with varying images for any skill level and all ages. The styles range from geometric to floral and have an abstract twist to them.

The Story of Pandora

A Fantasy Coloring Book
Author: Kim Sun Hyun
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 9781250112460
Category: Games & Activities
Page: 80
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A magical, mythical world full of strange creatures and dreamlike landscapes awaits you in this stunning coloring book. Leading art therapist Kim Sun Hyun understands the deep philosophy of using art to heal, focus, or simply escape from the stress and pressures of everyday life. In The Story of Pandora, animals wearing fancy clothes and plants and flowers full of magical powers sprawl across the pages for you to bring to life with your colored pencils, felt-tip pens, paints, or any other tool you choose. It’s a delicate, whimsical journey through a fairy-tale world that will leave you relaxed, comfortable, and convinced of the power of coloring.

Cheer the F*ck Up

An Irreverently Positive Adult Coloring Book
Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534602083
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Page: 86
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From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com