My Dad Wrote a Porno


Author: Jamie Morton,Alice Levine,James Cooper,Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 150118069X
Category: Fiction
Page: 224
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Belinda blinked, it wasn't a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse.

Belinda Blinked 1

; A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels.
Author: Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: Flintstone Epics
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: 70
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Belinda Blumenthal gets exciting, sollicited sex regularly, so regularly in fact she makes big bonuses from it. Based in London UK, Belinda works for Steeles Pots and Pans as their world wide Sales Director. Sexually supported by Giselle and Bella her head office colleagues, Belinda always gets the order when it comes down to the bare facts. The client base is large so Belinda has the whole world to fuck and boy does she get stuck into it. This is the first book in the Belinda Blinked series where she gets hired by Tony her Managing Director and then goes on to make some sales headway by bringing on board a large European customer, Peter Rouse, and makes initial inroads to the North American market through Jim Stirling. Read about the sexual conquests these men make and how the mysterious Duchess makes Belinda alive to the sexual fantasies of the hot riding set through supple black riding boots, jodhpurs and leather handled whips....

My Dad Wrote a Porno


Author: Jamie Morton,Alice Levine,James Cooper,Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501180703
Category: Humor
Page: 224
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What would you do if your dad wrote an erotic novel? Jamie Morton’s answer was to share his dad’s tale of sexual adventure, Belinda Blinked 1, with the world. He embarked on a life-changing literary journey with his two best mates, creating the hilarious, filthy number one podcast phenomenon My Dad Wrote a Porno. Belinda blinked, it wasn’t a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse… Now, for the first time you can own the full text of Rocky Flintstone’s seminal masterpiece Belinda Blinked 1, along with James, Jamie, and Alice’s baffled, delighted, and disgusted commentary. My Dad Wrote a Porno is packed full of bonus material, from the official drinking game rules to Rocky’s exclusive insights into his erotic exposé of the pots and pans industry. You’ll never look at a pomegranate the same way again…

My Dad Wrote a Porno

The fully annotated edition of Rocky Flintstone's Belinda Blinked
Author: Jamie Morton,James Cooper,Alice Levine,Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1786483491
Category: Humor
Page: 240
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The fully annotated, fully filthy, fully hilarious book from the Number 1 podcast sensation My Dad Wrote a Porno Belinda blinked, it wasn't a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse... So begins Belinda Blinked, Rocky Flintstone's now-legendary porno (sorry, erotic novel), and so began My Dad Wrote a Porno, the outrageously funny podcast begun by Rocky's son and two friends and now adored by legions of fans, having been downloaded over ten million times. Now the steamy book that became a podcast sensation is a book again: the ultimate annotated edition of Belinda Blinked, with all the original text, all the podcast team's baffled, delighted and disgusted commentary, and huge amounts of new material, including - character profiles - analysis of the themes and motifs of the novel - Belinda's top ten sales tips - a detailed look at the ins and outs of the pots and pans industry - a quiz - illustrations: how exactly do you grab someone's cervix? - Rocky's own response to his new-found fame. All that, plus of course the pleasure of holding the real text of Belinda Blinked in your hands; relive the initial interview, the tombola, the fundraising party for the Asses and Donkeys Trust, and so much more. My Dad Wrote a Porno: the book is the funniest, naughtiest, strangest book of a podcast of a book you'll ever read. This book contains adult content and is not suitable for those under the age of 18

Belinda Blinked 3;

The continuing erotic story of sexual activity, dripping action and even bigger business deals as Belinda relentlessly continues to earn her huge bonus.
Author: Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: R A Flitstone
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: 120
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An erotic story of sexual activity, dripping action and even bigger business deals; Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she continues to earn her huge bonus by being the best at removing her tight silken blouse. Welcome back to Belinda's world of global pots and pans sales. Things are heating up quite nicely what with potential new promotions and more dalliances with the increasing customer clientele and their acquaintances. Belinda gets the chance to again wear her sexy show jumping outfit giving off good vibrations which enable her to meet a very haute couture contact. An international job always means more travel and Belinda oddly finds herself in another very sticky European situation. It would be impossible to not let her primal feelings show through and have a couple of dog days but as always Belinda does her best. The pace is however intoxicating, as she eventually finds time to assess the first of her Regional Sales Managers. But there is time to relax with the Glee Team as they destroy all the rules of female behaviour whilst grabbing a bit of much needed sand, sun and sea. With New Guinea artefacts and more new customers to satisfy it's all go. Finally it's back to London where Belinda gets an opportunity to assess the second of her Regional Sales Managers as well as the spiral staircase leading from her garage to her laundry room.... what more could you want... well perhaps the cliff hanger of all cliff hangers?

Belinda Blinked 2

The continuing story of, dripping sex, passion and big business deals.: Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she earns her huge bonus by removing her silk blouse.
Author: Rocky Flintstone
Publisher: Flintstone Epics
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: 100
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As you know from Belinda Blinked 1; Belinda is the Sales Director for Steele's Pots and Pans. Based in central London she is the expert in cracking the most difficult of accounts. This is a modern story of sex, erotica and dripping passion. Read how the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her silk blouse. Belinda continues her adventures, this time she travels to Amsterdam where she meets her first large international client. She is literally carpeted by Dr. Pieter Robbins who is in charge of contracts. Assisted by his secretary Helga, Belinda makes it through to her evening out on the town with Managing Director and Chairman Peter Rouse. At an exclusive casino Belinda meets the influential Russian Grigor Calanski and his personal assistant Lara Alexandra Kuznetsov. Calanski introduces Belinda to the Countess Zara of Leningrad who gives her a Russian style induction to her group of contacts. Eventually Belinda gets back to her office in London and flies out the next day with one of her Glee Team, Bella, to tie up a deal with Jim Stirling in the USA. Here she meets Hank Skank Jim's right hand man. Belinda continues her goal of getting in the business by getting off with the major players in the male dominated world of big business. Read and learn!

Love... Under Different Skies


Author: Nick Spalding
Publisher: Lake Union Press
ISBN: 9781477849897
Category: Fiction
Page: 280
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Sometimes, the hardest part of staying together is keeping a straight face... Ever wish you could leave all your problems behind and make a fresh start somewhere else? Trade the stresses and strains of everyday life for your own slice of sun-kissed paradise on the other side of the world? Jamie and Laura Newman certainly have. When Jamie's spectacular meltdown at work results in him being handed his P45, and Laura finds her working days end up with her rugby tackling defenseless pensioners in the high street, a move ten thousand miles away sounds ideal. After all, it might mend some of the cracks that have appeared in their marriage over the past few months... So when Laura is offered a new job in Australia, the Newman family think their dreams have come true. But as the old saying goes--be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. As the hapless couple soon find out, problems have a way of following you, no matter how far you go to avoid them. Can love survive under different skies?

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon


Author: David Michaels
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780425220146
Category: Fiction
Page: 368
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Captain Scott Mitchell and his Ghost Recon team, a secret unit comprised of the most feared operators in the world, work to stop a small band of renegade Chinese military leaders from triggering a battle to dominate the Pacific.

Round to Ours

Setting the mood and cooking the food: menus for every gathering
Author: Alice Levine,Laura Jackson
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
ISBN: 1787130940
Category: Cooking
Page: 272
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If you love planning menus, styling your home for a party and spending laidback time in your kitchen, then you need to come Round to Ours. Supper club superstars Jackson & Levine like to keep it simple. They do all the hard work for you, offering over 20 ready-made menu ideas, with more than 100 recipes that celebrate the pleasures of cooking for friends and family.

My Dad Has HIV


Author: Earl Alexander
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780925190994
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 27
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Seven-year-old Lindsey learns to cope with her father living with HIV.

Belinda


Author: Maria Edgeworth
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: N.A
Category:
Page: N.A
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Beneath a Scarlet Sky

A Novel
Author: Mark Sullivan
Publisher: Lake Union Publishing
ISBN: 9781503902374
Category:
Page: 439
View: 6627

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Soon to be a major television event from Pascal Pictures, starring Tom Holland. Based on the true story of a forgotten hero, the USA Today and #1 Amazon Charts bestseller Beneath a Scarlet Sky is the triumphant, epic tale of one young man's incredible courage and resilience during one of history's darkest hours. Pino Lella wants nothing to do with the war or the Nazis. He's a normal Italian teenager--obsessed with music, food, and girls--but his days of innocence are numbered. When his family home in Milan is destroyed by Allied bombs, Pino joins an underground railroad helping Jews escape over the Alps, and falls for Anna, a beautiful widow six years his senior. In an attempt to protect him, Pino's parents force him to enlist as a German soldier--a move they think will keep him out of combat. But after Pino is injured, he is recruited at the tender age of eighteen to become the personal driver for Adolf Hitler's left hand in Italy, General Hans Leyers, one of the Third Reich's most mysterious and powerful commanders. Now, with the opportunity to spy for the Allies inside the German High Command, Pino endures the horrors of the war and the Nazi occupation by fighting in secret, his courage bolstered by his love for Anna and for the life he dreams they will one day share. Fans of All the Light We Cannot See, The Nightingale, and Unbroken will enjoy this riveting saga of history, suspense, and love.

The Next Time You See Me

A Novel
Author: Holly Goddard Jones
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451683383
Category: Fiction
Page: 384
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Hailed as “an astoundingly good novel” by Gillian Flynn, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Gone Girl, and winner of the 2014 Kentucky Literary Award, The Next Time You See Me is a gripping tale of mystery, desperation, and redemption. When a small Southern town’s most fiery single woman is found dead in the woods, it’s not just her secrets that threaten to surface. There’s Ronnie’s sister, Susanna, a dutiful but dissatisfied schoolteacher, mother, and wife; Tony, a failed baseball star turned detective; Emily, a socially awkward thirteen-year-old with a dark secret; and Wyatt, a factory worker tormented by a past he can’t change and by a love he doesn’t think he deserves. Connected in ways they cannot begin to imagine, their stories converge in a violent climax that reveals not just the mystery of what happened to Ronnie, but all of their secret selves. Praised as “immensely satisfying and skillful” by Kate Atkinson, author of New York Times bestseller Life After Life, The Next Time You See Me is a debut novel not to be missed.

Rivers of London: Black Mould #3


Author: Ben Aaronovitch,Andrew Cartmel
Publisher: Titan Comics
ISBN: 1785855077
Category: Comics & Graphic Novels
Page: 32
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The book store hit returns for more dark and dangerous urban fantasy! The third series in the best-selling original comic series, based on the award-wining novels by Ben Aaronovitch! p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Calibri}

When The Marquess Met His Match

An American Heiress in London
Author: Laura Lee Guhrke
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062118188
Category: Fiction
Page: 384
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In the first of a dazzling new series, USA Today bestselling author Laura Lee Guhrke introduces London's most renowned matchmaker—and a scoundrel intent on seducing his way to the altar. She's the matchmaker . . . Lady Belinda Featherstone's job is to guide American heiresses to matrimony, and away from men like Nicholas, Marquess of Trubridge. But the charming, disreputable marquess needs a wealthy bride, and he hires Belinda to help him find one. Her task seems easy: find that scoundrel the sort of wife he so richly deserves. But Nicholas's hot, searing kiss soon proves her task will be anything but easy. He's the perfect match . . . Nicholas plans to wed a rich, pretty young darling to restore his fortune, and he's happy to pay a marriage broker to help him. But one taste of Belinda's lips and Nicholas's sensible scheme to marry for money goes awry, and he yearns to show his beautiful matchmaker he's the perfect match . . . for her.

Hello Again


Author: Brenda Novak
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
ISBN: 1466888016
Category: Fiction
Page: 384
View: 548

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From the New York Times bestseller Brenda Novak comes the next installment of Dr. Evelyn Talbot and her murderous home for psychopaths in Hello Again. SHE CAN MAKE SENSE OF A COMPLEX CRIMINAL MIND. Evelyn Talbot, a psychiatrist at a maximum-security prison in Alaska, studies some of the world's worst serial killers. But she’s about to meet her most elusive patient at Hanover House yet: Dr. Lyman Bishop, AKA the Zombie Maker given his fondness for performing ice-pick lobotomies on his victims. A brilliant cancer researcher, Bishop is either the most cunning psychopath Evelyn has ever encountered—or he is wrongly convicted. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A CRIMINAL CAN SEE INTO HER OWN? When a new ice-pick fatality occurs, it seems Bishop really was wrongly convicted. Except...Evelyn has a personal connection to the victim and that suggests the killer may be someone from her own past: Jasper Moore, her high school boyfriend who tortured her and left her for dead when she was only sixteen. Jasper also murdered three of her friends—and was never caught. Is he trying to send a message with this copycat crime? The only thing Evelyn knows for sure is that if Jasper is on her trail, she might not be able to escape again . . .

Go the F**k to Sleep


Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1453224742
Category: Humor
Page: 32
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A laugh-out-loud, adults-only bedtime story for parents familiar with the age-old struggle of putting their kids to bed “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Wish List: City Love 4


Author: Belinda Williams
Publisher: Momentum
ISBN: 1760302015
Category: Fiction
Page: 280
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Could the wrong man on paper be the perfect man in real life? Cate Harmon likes lists. While this may serve her well as a financial planner, her girlfriends think that creating a checklist for her ideal man is going a step too far. But she has one, and she's sticking to it. Cate has always dreamed of starting a family and settling down and yet she's the only one of her close knit friendship group still unattached. But that doesn't mean she's going to lower her standards. Enter Dave, a reformed bad boy with gorgeous hair and eyes the wrong color. Dave doesn't tick any of the boxes on Cate's list. It's unthinkable that she would develop feelings for him, and yet ... Cate finds herself being drawn to Dave in a way she's never felt before. Will Cate confront the reasons behind her list? Or will she risk losing a man who could be better than any list she could ever dream up? This romance where opposites attract is perfect for fans of Rachel Gibson, Susan Mallery, Victoria Dahl, and Susan Elizabeth Phillips.

Small Change

The Secret Life of Penny Burford
Author: J. Belinda Yandell
Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing
ISBN: 9781581824148
Category: Fiction
Page: 150
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In 1965, Penny Burford takes a nickel from her husband's dresser and changes her life.