Baby Aliens Got My Teacher!


Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780857632371
Category: Children's stories
Page: 164
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A laugh-out-loud funny debut that captures the craziness of primary school, where (of course!) your teacher might just be an alien and your best friend is frightened of peas.

My Head Teacher Is a Vampire Rat!


Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780857632890
Category: Children's stories
Page: 265
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This tale sees Izzy and her friends plunged into more primary-school craziness. This time, they decide that their new head teacher is a vampire rat, based on his being slightly scary, having the blinds drawn in his office during the day and the fact he's banned garlic bread at lunchtimes. Now they just have to come up with a plan to vanquish him.

Yikes, Stinkysaurus!


Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 1408837064
Category: Baths
Page: 26
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Yikes! Meet Stinkysaurus in this pong-fest of a picture book. Illustrated by the bestselling Sam Lloyd.

There's a Werewolf in My Tent!


Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780857639066
Category: Children's stories
Page: 224
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Izzy and her friends are SO EXCITED about their school trip. They're going camping and there'll be marshmallows and no washing and everything. But then WEIRD things start happening! There's howling sounds at night, and lots of scratching, and all under a full moon... But it's when they see their new teacher's hairy legs that they KNOW! There's a werewolf on the school trip and they're all DOOMED!

Never Tickle a Tiger


Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1408839024
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 32
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Izzy is always shuffling, jiggling, squirming and twitching. She just can't keep still! So when Izzy's school go on a trip to the zoo, her teacher warns her to behave. She must never wriggle, she must never fidget and she must certainly NEVER TICKLE A TIGER! But does Izzy listen? She does NOT - and what happens next throws the zoo into complete chaos. With eye-catching illustrations by the internationally acclaimed bestselling illustrator, Marc Boutavant, Never Tickle a Tiger will amaze and delight children and parents alike!

The Spy Who Loved School Dinners


Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher: Baby Aliens
ISBN: 9780857632579
Category: Children's stories
Page: 256
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This second, brilliantly bonkers book from the author of Baby Aliens Got My Teacher! is loaded with laughs and crazy capers!

My Teacher Flunked the Planet


Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481404334
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 208
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Touring the planet in order to file a report about the Earth's future in the universe, Peter Thompson comes face to face with "Big Julie," the strangest alien he has ever seen.

Mystery of the Skull


Author: Pamela Butchart,Enid Blyton
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444941542
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 144
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Solve the mystery with the Secret Seven - everyone's favourite detective club! A brand-new, action-packed Secret Seven adventure by prizewinning author Pamela Butchart. When Peter discovers an old skull hidden in his bedroom, it's time for an urgent meeting of the Secret Seven. Setting off to investigate, the friends see a gigantic hole in the grounds of a local hotel. Could there be any connection between the two strange events? The Secret Seven are determined to solve the mystery. It's time to look behind the green door of the Secret Seven's shed again. Enid Blyton's much-loved detective club are back in a superbly entertaining new adventure. Pamela Butchart is the bestselling and prizewinning author of the hilarious series that started with Baby Aliens Got My Teacher! A huge fan of Enid Blyton, Pamela has been inspired to create a new mystery for her favourite club, the Secret Seven, to solve. Set in the same world and time as the original stories, this fantastic new mystery satisfyingly extends the series for fans old and new. The story is brought to life by Tony Ross's brilliant illustrations throughout. Join the Secret Seven for more mystery, excitement, friendship and FUN than ever before! Read all 15 stories in the original Secret Seven series and don't miss Pamela Butchart's next Secret Seven mystery ... Also look out for Secret Seven Brain Games - a fun and tricky puzzle book! * Enid Blyton ®, The Secret Seven ® and Enid Blyton's signature are registered trade marks of Hodder & Stoughton Limited. No trade mark or copyrighted material may be reproduced without the express written permission of the trade mark and copyright owner.

My Teacher Fried My Brains


Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439112428
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 144
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Brains are sizzling in the seventh grade... The first day of seventh grade is probably the worst day of Duncan Dougal’s life. He knows that things are really bad when he finds an alien’s hand in a Dumpster and then gets plugged into an alien brain fryer! Can Duncan find out which of the four new teachers in his school is an alien before his brains get fried to a pulp—or before the aliens try to fry the whole planet?

My Teacher Glows in the Dark


Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481404326
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 192
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After discovering that his teacher is an alien, Peter Thompson follows him onto his spaceship and heads for a wild journey.

The Shark-Headed Bear-Thing


Author: Barry Hutchison
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780857632692
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 209
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In an alternate 15th century, where dragons roam, sailing ships transform into submarines, and blacksmiths build steampunk robots, ten-year-old orphan Benjamin Blank battles monsters, rescues maidens and discovers fantastic new lands, but never quite manages to get his homework handed in on time.

Alien Child


Author: Pamela Sargent
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1504010388
Category: Young Adult Fiction
Page: 246
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Alone on Earth, a young girl searches for a new beginning Nita is a child of the Institute. Ever since she can remember, she has roamed its sterile halls, living out her youth in the care of a fur-covered guardian from another world. The Institute’s computers give her everything she could want—except another human to share her life with. Long ago there were people at the Institute, but something happened that wiped them out. As she matures, Nita slowly realizes that she may be the only human being left on Earth—and that the fate of humanity could well lie with her. Beyond a door marked Authorized Personnel Only is the “cold room,” a laboratory that may hold the key to Nita’s past—and her future. This is where her guardian found her, and it is to this place that Nita must return if she is to learn the secret of the Institute and what has happened to the rest of her kind.

Yikes, Santa-CLAWS!


Author: Pamela Butchart
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1408851369
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 32
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It was Christmas Eve and the dino-tots were tucked up in bed dreaming of Christmas magic . . . But where were the jolly jingle bells? The hearty "Ho! Ho! Ho!†?? And who was this green scaly creature stomping through the snow? YIKES, It's Santa-CLAWS and he's causing chaos. Can ANYONE stop him and save the day? Find out in this crazy Christmas caper. Brilliantly read by Lenny Henry. Please note that audio is not supported by all devices, please consult your user manual for confirmation.

My Teacher Is an Alien


Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 148140430X
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 160
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Uneasy about her new substitute teacher, Susan Simmons' suspicions about Mr. Smith are confirmed when she discovers he is an alien determined to bring some sixth-grade specimens back to his planet.

The Messy Monkey Business


Author: Tracey Corderoy,Joe Berger
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780857635297
Category: Children's stories
Page: 128
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Three more fabulously funny stories in one book, about a glorious granny, a little girl, a nervy black cat and a great deal of mayhem.

Aliens Ate My Homework


Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481415603
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Page: 192
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IT'S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! "I cannot tell a lie," says Rod Allbright. And it's the truth. Ask him a question and he's bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night's math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: "Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!" Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don't bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It's just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!